I have no idea who I am, or what I'm doing.
Lauren Herrmann was born in Baltimore MD, in 1985, to a nomadic family of Austrian immigrants.
Lauren Herrmann refuses to acknowledge the occurrence of any event which may or may not have taken place between between her birth and the morning of Thursday, Oct 28,2010.
It was this time at which time she discovered that her room-mate had created a face book page in her name in order to gain some sort of bonus in the zynga game 'frontierville'. Out of spite for the state of Texas and all room-mates who were birthed in said state, Lauren Herrmann hacked this fake account and took it over as her own.