You know Tom Hanks — aka America's dad.
What you may not know is that his Twitter account is one of the funniest and most wholesome places on the internet, and it exudes Big Dad Energy.
1. Like the time he pretended he got a new car:
I got a new car!! Hanx.
2. And refused to let that joke die:
I bought a new car! Hanx.
3. The time he wore his shadow better than anyone else ever could:
Does this shadow make me look fat? Hanx
4. When he shamelessly moved his book to the top of the bookshelf — where it 100% belongs:
Forgive my aggressive marketing at a nearby bookstore. Hanx.
5. The time he found his missing brush:
This is why my hair looks such a mess! Hanx
6. When he showed off his new beach clothes in the best way possible:
Look at the cool beach clothes I got for my 63rd Birthday! Hanx!
7. When he took a selfie with this guy's Woody tattoo:
Well, howdy partner! Where’s Buzz? Hanx
8. The time he made this joke about a sofa getting a parking ticket:
Don’t blame the shoe when the sofa gets a ticket! Hanx.
9. When he found somebody's "stats" in the park:
Who left the clipboard at the Park? It has our stats on it!! Hanx
10. One of the many times he proved he was husband of the century:
Check out this song! This singer. This record and video. Fabulous in every way! Hanx. https://t.co/48aYj09S87
11. The time he introduced the internet to some ~quality~ NYC art:
Manhattan Still Life. Hanx
12. When he thought about switching careers:
13. The time he welcomed any and all tips:
You mean Hanx?
14. The time he almost spotted Pennywise:
Beware! Who climbed out of that sewer??? Hanx.
15. When he wished the late Mr. Rogers a happy birthday with a smol crochet figurine:
Happy Birthday, Mr. Rogers! Hanx
16. The time he found the scariest-looking building ever:
This is the scariest building I've ever seen! WTF goes on inside?? Hanx.
17. The time he made a couple of new friends:
Nice guy, but I asked no questions. Hanx
18. When he teased his greatest reappearance of all time:
Any questions? Hanx.
19. And of course, every time he signed his tweets "Hanx" even though he's the only one who ever posts from his account:
