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    24 Fictional Characters Who Would Absolutely Annihilate Nate Jacobs If They Were On "Euphoria"

    All I'm sayin' is that Sharpay Evans would know what to do.

    If you're a fan of Euphoria (and even if you're not, tbh), you know the show's infamous villain, Nate Jacobs.

    Nate and Maddie walking hand-in-hand down their school hallway

    As the episodes go on, he just seems to get worse and worse, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't clap when Fez finally gave Nate the punch in the face he deserved.

    Luckily, the people on the internet agree! They see you and they raise you one better — so, here are all the characters who could absolutely destroy Nate Jacobs:

    1. Lily Tucker-Pritchett from Modern Family (2009–2020)

    Twitter: @fancysnaake 20th Century Fox

    2. Jennifer Check from Jennifer's Body (2009)

    get her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be handled

    Twitter: @magikhalesi Fox Atomic

    3. Sharpay Evans from the High School Musical movies (2006–2008)

    She would DESTROY Nate Jacobs in ways no one else can

    Twitter: @ThatBmanGuy Pictorial Press Ltd / Alamy

    4. Logan Roy from Succession (2018–present)

    get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

    Twitter: @romanroycunt Peter Kramer / HBO

    5. Miss Piggy from the Muppets franchise (1976–present)

    Put her in Euphoria and Nate Jacobs would be destroyed in seconds

    Twitter: @solomongeorgio

    6. Carrie, Kate, Beth, and Heather from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

    put them in euphoria and Nate Jacobs doesn’t last a second

    Twitter: @notemilymotti ZUMA Press, Inc. / Alamy

    7. Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad (2016 and 2021) and Birds of Prey (2020)

    get HER in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

    Twitter: @jnkrobbie Warner Bros

    8. Love Quinn from You (2018–present)

    put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done

    Twitter: @CERSE1LANN1STER Netflix

    9. Jade West from Victorious (2010–2013)

    Twitter: @teregaloungare

    10. Lily, Sarah, Em, and Bex from Assassination Nation (2018)

    get them in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

    Twitter: @suspirliam AA Film Archive / Alamy

    11. Dani from Midsommar (2019)

    put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done

    Twitter: @bestofpugh A24

    12. Thomasin from The Witch (2015)

    Twitter: @anyafiles Collection Christophel / Alamy

    13. Hannibal Lector and Will Graham from Hannibal (2013–2015)

    put them in euphoria they are EATING nate jacobs

    Twitter: @willgrahamluver

    14. Alex Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012)

    get her in euphoria and she'll VANISH nate jacobs

    Twitter: @TheDivineGuyy

    15. Zoe Benson and Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story: Coven (2013–2014)

    they could end nate jacobs i know it

    Twitter: @unknowntrin

    16. Joan Holloway from Mad Men (2007–2015)

    Twitter: @madmenpics Lionsgate

    17. Sandie from Last Night in Soho (2021)

    get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

    Twitter: @fruityanya Focus Features International

    18. Misty Quigley from Yellowjackets (2021–present)

    put her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be on the menu for dinner

    Twitter: @aantlerqueen Showtime

    19. Renata Klein from Big Little Lies (2017–2019)

    get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

    Twitter: @bigIttIeIies

    20. Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)

    put her in euphoria and nate jacobs would be DONE

    Twitter: @btvsarchive Warner Bros / Getty Images

    21. Brunette Taylor Swift from her "You Belong With Me" music video (2009)

    get her on Euphoria and Nate Jacobs is done for

    Twitter: @unbrkbIeheaven Big Machine Records

    22. Carla Rosòn from Elite (2018–present)

    Put her in Euphoria high and she’ll end Nate Jacobs

    Twitter: @jacques_lakan Netflix

    23. Georgina Sparks from Gossip Girl (2007–2012)

    Twitter: @aryacore_

    24. And finally, Spider-Man, but only the Andrew Garfield version

    get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is done

    Twitter: @hsntridge Columbia Pictures

    Which characters do YOU think could ruin Nate Jacobs? Let us know in the comments! And be sure to watch Euphoria on HBO on Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.