If you're a fan of Euphoria (and even if you're not, tbh), you know the show's infamous villain, Nate Jacobs.
Luckily, the people on the internet agree! They see you and they raise you one better — so, here are all the characters who could absolutely destroy Nate Jacobs:
1. Lily Tucker-Pritchett from Modern Family (2009–2020)
she’d end nate jacobs
2. Jennifer Check from Jennifer's Body (2009)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be handled
3. Sharpay Evans from the High School Musical movies (2006–2008)
She would DESTROY Nate Jacobs in ways no one else can
4. Logan Roy from Succession (2018–present)
get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
5. Miss Piggy from the Muppets franchise (1976–present)
Put her in Euphoria and Nate Jacobs would be destroyed in seconds
6. Carrie, Kate, Beth, and Heather from John Tucker Must Die (2006)
put them in euphoria and Nate Jacobs doesn’t last a second
7. Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad (2016 and 2021) and Birds of Prey (2020)
get HER in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
8. Love Quinn from You (2018–present)
put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done
9. Jade West from Victorious (2010–2013)
put her in a room with nate jacobs
10. Lily, Sarah, Em, and Bex from Assassination Nation (2018)
get them in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
11. Dani from Midsommar (2019)
put her on euphoria and nate jacobs is done
12. Thomasin from The Witch (2015)
put her in a room with nate jacobs
13. Hannibal Lector and Will Graham from Hannibal (2013–2015)
put them in euphoria they are EATING nate jacobs
14. Alex Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–2012)
get her in euphoria and she'll VANISH nate jacobs
15. Zoe Benson and Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story: Coven (2013–2014)
they could end nate jacobs i know it
16. Joan Holloway from Mad Men (2007–2015)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
17. Sandie from Last Night in Soho (2021)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
18. Misty Quigley from Yellowjackets (2021–present)
put her in euphoria and nate jacobs will be on the menu for dinner
19. Renata Klein from Big Little Lies (2017–2019)
get her in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone
20. Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
put her in euphoria and nate jacobs would be DONE
21. Brunette Taylor Swift from her "You Belong With Me" music video (2009)
get her on Euphoria and Nate Jacobs is done for
22. Carla Rosòn from Elite (2018–present)
Put her in Euphoria high and she’ll end Nate Jacobs
23. Georgina Sparks from Gossip Girl (2007–2012)
she would destroy nate jacobs
24. And finally, Spider-Man, but only the Andrew Garfield version
get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is done