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Should You Live Alone?

Is your house a hot-beD of bath mat beef or BFF bliss?

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  1. 1. What is this?

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    A crumpled up towel being used as a bath mat, NBD.
    Your housemate's ongoing hate campaign against you where they leave wet, gross things on the bathroom floor purely to wind you up.
  2. 2. Your housemate leaves a load of dirty dishes in the sink. Again. What do you do?

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    Wash 'em up and politely raise the issue at an appropriate time.
    Put them in a box in the middle of the kitchen with a note that reads "wash these NOW you fucking animal."
  3. 3. Complete this sentence: "Toilet roll is ______"

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    A weapon of psychological warfare.
    Tissue for wiping your bum, duh.
  4. 4. How do you feel about the idea of living with your housemates for the next few years?

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    OMG, think of all the amazing parties we can have!
    It fills me with a deep existential dread that I'm forced to live like a student until I'm 50.
  5. 5. What do you think when you discover your housemate has invited their friends round for pizza and beer?

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    The more the merrier!
    Bastards.
  6. 6. What does a night in alone sound like to you?

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    Sweet, solitary bliss.
    The first step towards a premature, lonely death in which your dog eats your face.
  7. 7. What kind of people use a cleaning rota?

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    Er, people who want to live in a clean and harmonious house, obv.
    Someone who's clutching at the final straws of control they have over their chaotic, communal home.
  8. 8. Your housemate finished your biscuits. What do you do?

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    Calmly bring up what's for sharing and what's not over coffee and peace-offering cake.
    Send them a passive-aggressive text in which you imply, "eat my food again and I'll sew prawns into your curtains."
  9. 9. What's the best way to address your housemate nicking your expensive shampoo?

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    Cry angry tears into the bottle and hope that your bitterness burns their scalp.
    Give them a Boots coupon and say, "OMG, you have to try this new Ponylocks, it's ace."
  10. 10. You get home and somebody has left mugs all over the coffee table, which is at a weird, wonky angle. How do you feel?

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    RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
    You don't even notice.
  11. 11. What do you see here?

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    Dunno, what?
    The last crumbs of hope that you'll ever live a civilised adult life, just waiting to be swept away.
  12. 12. What do you most associate with the word "stomping"?

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    Cute elephants.
    Whichever twat has decided to perform River Dance down the stairs, wearing wooden-heeled boots, at 7am every morning.
  13. 13. Who's your BFF?

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    Each member of the urban family who you're lucky to see at home every day.
    Your cat.

Should You Live Alone?

You got: Live alone!

Hell is other people, and when you have to put up with enough of them in the outside world, you certainly don't want them getting on your wick at home. You get that everyone likes their living environment to be a certain way - each to their own, like - but that doesn't mean you want them ruining your zen with their weird, noisy habits.

Live alone!
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You got: Happy house sharing!

The more, the merrier has been your motto since the first time you watched Friends. Who doesn't love constant fun and company? A pizza, a box set and some tinnies is your idea of heaven - especially if you get to share it with your live-in BFFs.

Happy house sharing!
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