TV and Movies·Posted on May 29, 2017If "Whaboom" Guy Wasn't Bad Enough, He's Now Selling "Whaboom" ShirtsI mean, honestly.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you're like me, you watched the premiere of The Bachelorette with perfect angel Rachel Lindsay. ABC If you're also like me, you then unfortunately had to live through "Whaboom" contestant, aka Lucas Yancey, aka the current bane of our existence. ABC I just... ABC ANYWAY, like I said, it gets worse. That's right, worse! Because there are now "Whaboom" shirts for sale. Mr. "WhaaaBoooom" himself is selling them on his own website (????????) for $15. Lucas Yancey / Via lucasyancey.com *heavy, heavy sigh* Or you can buy this other replica of the shirt the man himself wore on the first night for just $23.10. Bonanza I mean, please DO NOT, but I'm just saying that you *could.* If that one isn't really your style — don't worry! You can also get this version for $22.94. RedBubble / Via redbubble.com Again, please don't, but just saying that you could. I cannot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ABC Hi, Rachel? It's us, the entire world. Please send him home. Thx.