If "Whaboom" Guy Wasn't Bad Enough, He's Now Selling "Whaboom" Shirts

I mean, honestly.

If you're like me, you watched the premiere of The Bachelorette with perfect angel Rachel Lindsay.

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If you're also like me, you then unfortunately had to live through "Whaboom" contestant, aka Lucas Yancey, aka the current bane of our existence.

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I just...

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ANYWAY, like I said, it gets worse. That's right, worse! Because there are now "Whaboom" shirts for sale.

Mr. "WhaaaBoooom" himself is selling them on his own website (????????) for $15.

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*heavy, heavy sigh*

Or you can buy this other replica of the shirt the man himself wore on the first night for just $23.10.

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I mean, please DO NOT, but I'm just saying that you *could.*

If that one isn't really your style — don't worry! You can also get this version for $22.94.

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Again, please don't, but just saying that you could.

I cannot.

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Hi, Rachel? It's us, the entire world. Please send him home. Thx.