1.
The struggle to always remember to watch out for low-hanging lamps:
2.
The hell that is sitting on an airplane or a bus:
3.
And the unfortunate truth that your head doesn't make it into most pictures:
4.
The disaster that is hitting your head on a fan:
5.
The inevitable face-in-boobs when you try to hug anyone:
6.
The intense yoga pose you have to do in order to drink from a water fountain:
7.
When you feel personally victimized by Facebook when trying to choose a new cover photo:
8.
The steps you take in order to fit on a bed:
9.
The painful truth that the only men who tower over you are statues:
10.
And the awkward moment when you don't fit under the shower head:
11.
The absolutely necessary squat in order to fit in pictures:
12.
The realization that your pants may always be capris on you:
13.
And the attempt to fit in bathtubs that is never quite successful:
14.
The sentence you literally never want to hear:
15.
The frustration of looking in a mirror and not seeing your face:
16.
The texts you receive on a daily basis:
17.
And the Snapchats you receive:
18.
The uncomfortable feeling when you can make eye contact with people over the bathroom stall:
19.
When you have to accept that over-the-knee socks will never go over your knee:
20.
The texts you send to your friends:
21.
The damn struggle of trying to buy shirts:
22.
When you try to wear a maxi dress:
23.
The "I just tried to find jeans that fit me" text:
24.
And this automatic response that you could recite in your sleep at this point: