What it means everywhere else: If you make eye contact with someone and possibly smile, your manners are outta this world.
What it means in the Midwest: People going out of their way to hold open doors, smile at you, and sometimes even * gasp * talk to you.
7. Missing Headlight
What it means everywhere else: When the headlight on a car is burnt out.
What it means in the Midwest: A damn race to be the first to scream out “PADIDDLE” and touch the ceiling of the car.
- Sean Spicer today said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, a pledge that came after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called global gag rule, barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- The new Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, has lost more than $1 million and is in violation of Donald Trump's lease with the government, say Democratic lawmakers.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales once again continued to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉