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    21 Things That Are So Damn True

    140 characters of absolute honesty.

    1. On trying to drink something and be lazy at the same time:

    "So You Think You Can Drink Something Laying Down Without Pouring It All Over Your Face"

    MJ@sucittaMFollow

    "So You Think You Can Drink Something Laying Down Without Pouring It All Over Your Face"

    9:23 AM - 21 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. On stalking someone on social media:

    When you're stalking someone's twitter and trying not to favorite any old tweets

    no@tbhjuststopFollow

    When you're stalking someone's twitter and trying not to favorite any old tweets

    8:02 PM - 29 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. On trying to get your life together:

    4. On trying to be chill AF:

    5. On having a social life:

    Hell yes I want to go to a club. Standing awkwardly in a room isn't the same if I'm not paying for it

    Nice Hippo@NicestHippoFollow

    Hell yes I want to go to a club. Standing awkwardly in a room isn't the same if I'm not paying for it

    12:23 PM - 29 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. On things that need to be CREATED:

    7. On having a bad day:

    8. On cleaning your home:

    Febreze air fresheners: for people who are like, "Cover a smell instead of cleaning it? Yes, I'm ok with that."

    erin whitehead@girlwithatailFollow

    Febreze air fresheners: for people who are like, "Cover a smell instead of cleaning it? Yes, I'm ok with that."

    12:10 AM - 03 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. On romance:

    French kissing was probably just invented because people were jealous of what other people were eating.

    Sean@ElSeanimalFollow

    French kissing was probably just invented because people were jealous of what other people were eating.

    3:54 PM - 06 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. And on love and relationships:

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but eating pizza with them instead.

    Trevor S@trevso_electricFollow

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but eating pizza with them instead.

    9:50 AM - 29 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. On being an adult:

    Adulthood is mostly just faking that you have any idea what you're doing.

    caprice crane@capricecraneFollow

    Adulthood is mostly just faking that you have any idea what you're doing.

    10:12 AM - 04 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. On living everyday life:

    13. On being HANGRY and having no food:

    14. On being scared:

    The only way a haunted house could actually scare me is if it were filled with all my relatives asking why I'm still single.

    Jamie Woodham@jwoodhamFollow

    The only way a haunted house could actually scare me is if it were filled with all my relatives asking why I'm still single.

    7:14 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. On being a friend:

    sorry i remembered your cat's name but not your fiancé's

    allison tanenhaus@atanenhausFollow

    sorry i remembered your cat's name but not your fiancé's

    8:48 AM - 12 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. On exercising:

    Do people who run not know about cars

    17. On animals of the world:

    What idiot called it a calf and not a mooborn

    ol@dulcetryFollow

    What idiot called it a calf and not a mooborn

    3:25 PM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18. On our fellow Americans:

    If you think America is cool, let me remind you that there was an entire year where people posed as Tebow at every fucking wedding.

    Atman Thakrar@AtmanThakrarFollow

    If you think America is cool, let me remind you that there was an entire year where people posed as Tebow at every fucking wedding.

    7:01 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19. On answering questions properly:

    "where did you get that from" me:

    20. On going shopping:

    Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.

    Men's Humor@MensHumorFollow

    Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.

    6:00 PM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21. And on relationships with your family:

    Blood is thicker than water, but queso is thicker than both. Your family will never understand you like chips and dips do.

    Jamie Woodham@jwoodhamFollow

    Blood is thicker than water, but queso is thicker than both. Your family will never understand you like chips and dips do.

    8:13 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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