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32 Problems All Tall Girls Will Understand

"Wow, you're tall!" Shut up.

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1. People telling you that you're tall.

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No. Freaking. Way?!?!?!

3. People asking you if you play basketball or volleyball.

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Just because I'm tall doesn't mean I'm athletic, OK?

4. People asking how the weather is "up there."

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HAHAHA. CLEVER! Oh, wait.

6. Trying to find a dress that isn't actually a shirt.

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The struggle is real.

7. People comparing you to a giraffe.

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Never heard that one before!

8. Trying to find a maxi dress that actually touches the ground.

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Nearly impossible.

10. Trying to look in mirrors.

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Where's my head?

12. Airplane seats.

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I'll give you $20 if you let me sit in the emergency exit. PLEASE. This isn't fair.

13. Trying to sit at a desk.

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I just want to cross my legs.

14. Getting your head cut off in pictures.

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Forever without a forehead. :(

15. Trying to rock the romper look.

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It never works. It ends up becoming serious booty shorts or extreme camel toe. Shit is not cute.

16. Trying to relax in the bathtub.

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Was this bathtub made for a child?

17. Tiny-ass bathroom stalls.

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Oh, hey, everyone, sorry for the awkward eye contact.

18. Trying to take a selfie.

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My arm hurts.

19. Standing next to your short friends.

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I'm not even wearing heels. :(

20. Low ceilings.

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This is the reason for bad posture.

21. When a potential date drops the number 5 in a conversation.

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Well, it was nice knowing you. :(

22. Trying to wear long-sleeve shirts.

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The wrists are always showing.

23. Feeling as if you always have to wear flats.

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And still being taller than everyone in the room.

24. When people constantly ask you to reach for things.

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Ugh, get a ladder.

25. Worrying that you will crush anyone you sit on, lean against, or stand next to.

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Please, don't ask me to sit on your lap.

26. The awkward knee bend necessary to fit in photos.

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Please hurry and snap the picture.

27. Having to wear undershirts.

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Rocking crop tops since '93.

28. Running into lamps.

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Stop laughing. That hurt.

30. Trying to hug.

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Annnnnnnd that's my boob in your face.

31. Getting a pedicure and literally never fitting in the chair.

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Can't hear a word the pedicurist is saying because they are now so far away.

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