4. “Do you play basketball?”
You know, being tall doesn’t give you athletic abilities.
5. “What about volleyball?”
YES ALL SPORTS. EVERY SPORT EVER. I PLAY EVERYTHING. Will you stop talking now?
6. “You’d be so good at sports though!!!”
You clearly have never seen me play sports.
9. “How do you find pants long enough?!”
IT’S A REAL GODDAMN STRUGGLE.
12. “Your legs are so long!”
Wait, really?? I’d never noticed.
15. “You should stand in the back for this picture.”
MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO.
16. “Share some of the height!”
Hold on, lemme just chop off my legs real quick.
18. “You walk too fast.”
Not everyone can keep up with a boss bitch. Sorry. :/
19. “Do you have to shop at Long Tall Sally?”
Don’t. Ever. Bring. That. Up. Again.
20. “It must be hard finding someone to date!”
:: flirting with someone until they stand up ::
The struggle is r e a l.
25. “Do you actually like being this tall?”
I love everything about being me.