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25 Things Only Girls Who Are Always Tired Will Understand

I've got designer bags...under my eyes.

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1. Your idea of a shopping spree is for new bedding, because you know you'll use those way more than any clothing you get.

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2. You're a crazy cat lady in the sense that you would have a pet cat to use as a warm, furry pillow.

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3. Your idea of romance is flowers AND a pillow.

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4. If you ever take a selfie, it's definitely of you being exhausted.

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Because you ALWAYS are.

5. And basically you can't wear lipstick, because you have to drink coffee throughout the day.

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6. You're just like Harriet the Spy when it comes to searching out new ways to catch some z's.

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A laptop? WHY NOT??

7. The bags under your eyes are more chic than a Prada bag.

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8. You can sleep anywhere, anytime.

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9. Your idea of a perfect relationship is someone who thinks you're STUNNING when you yawn.

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Because you yawn 90% of the time.

10. And you're honestly just looking for someone to hang out with you while lying in bed.

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And take infinite naps.

11. All of your Snapchats pretty much look the same; you, half asleep.

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12. You've kissed about a million coffee frogs until you found the perfect frog coffee combination that made you feel like a true PRINCESS.

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Dear iced double-shot Caramel Macchiato, will you marry me?

13. You could 100% sleep past noon every single day.

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And sometimes do.

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14. When you have a slumber party with your friends, it's all slumber, no party.

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15. You've set it up so that you pretty much don't have to leave your bed.

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16. Basically, you do everything from the comfort of your bed.

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Painting nails? Check. Plucking eyebrows? Yep.

17. You've literally never woken up BEFORE your alarm.

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18. Your everyday makeup is accompanied by pillow creases.

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19. You pretty much only carry a purse to use it as a pillow.

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20. Your entire day revolves around when you will have time to nap.

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21. Your idea of a great workout is sleeping.

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22. Because you know if you ever tried to take up something like yoga, you would fall asleep right on the mat.

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23. Having girls' night basically means lying in bed with your friends, taking turns yawning.

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24. People sometimes ask you if you're PMSing and you're like, "No I'm just tired."

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...Like every other day.

25. And basically, sleeping is your favorite part of life.

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And that will never change.

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