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24 Things Only Girls Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand

Fries before guys.

1. You always carry around food in your purse with you.

2. Wearing lipstick isn't really an option for you...because, well, you're hungry.

3. People will give you shit about eating so much for a girl, and you'll be like, "Can you quiet down? I'm eating."

4. Seeing the newest Nicholas Sparks flick isn't possible without food.

5. Food is your main accessory. You take it with you everywhere you go.

6. You have SERIOUS commitment issues...

7. You have actually cuddled with your food before.

8. Your sense of style can best be described as "I was hungry when I bought this."

9. You've said that you are so full that you'll never eat again, and then eaten again...20 minutes later.


No shame.

10. You spend more money on food than clothes.

11. The idea of not grocery shopping when you're hungry isn't an option for you, because you're ALWAYS hungry.

12. You have to stop yourself from Instagramming every meal so that it looks like you do something besides eat.

13. You spend more time thinking about food than you've ever spent thinking about a person.

14. You can't really bake cookies for special occasions because you eat all the cookie dough before it even gets to the oven.

15. The way to your heart is always through food.

16. You have date nights...with your food.

17. You've used PMS as an excuse for eating so much, even when it's nowhere near your time of the month.

18. Ninety-nine percent of your Snapchats involve food.

19. You prefer beauty products that you can eat.

20. Your food board on Pinterest is OUT. OF. CONTROL.

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21. You've seriously wondered if you might be pregnant before, only to later find out it was a food baby.

22. You love a great ladies' night with your girl Annie.

23. You're constantly balancing two men in your life.

24. And you're in a very serious relationship with your food.