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35 Things Americans Need Australians To Explain Immediately

Why do you say "cunt" so much???

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1. What's with the fake Target?

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2. Why do you call french fries "chips"...?

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5. And why do you call Sprite "lemonade"?

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Not the same thing.

7. What's with the whole McDonald's = Macca's thing?

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8. And uh... what's with the drink sizes??

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Gone in two gulps.

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9. Just what are you trying to do by making your coffees so damn small?

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^^ You drinking your tiny-ass coffees.

10. Do you actually like the taste of Vegemite because... I don't believe you?

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11. What is the difference between Coles and Woolworths?

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13. How in the world does ANYONE afford buying alcohol?

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15. Do you actually eat kangaroo?

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😥 😥

18. What is your obsession with bagged wine?

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21. Is chicken salt actually made from chickens or...?

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22. Who is Jack and why is he so hungry?

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And why isn't this a restaurant dedicated to pancakes like I assumed??

23. Why are your birds so damn loud?

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24. Why don't you use hot dog buns?

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25. Where's the uh... where's the applicator with your Tampons?

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27. And what's with your ice cream being called "Gaytime"...?

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28. What's the deal with quokkas and do people have them as pets? And if so, CAN I???

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32. Why do you call all candy "lollies"... why not just lollipops?

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34. Why did my Subway sandwich artist refer to "lettuce" as "salad"...?

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Not the same thing?!?!?

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