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35 Things Americans Need Australians To Explain Immediately

Why do you say "cunt" so much???

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1. What's with the fake Target?

2. Why do you call french fries "chips"...?

5. And why do you call Sprite "lemonade"?

Not the same thing.

7. What's with the whole McDonald's = Macca's thing?

8. And uh... what's with the drink sizes??

Gone in two gulps.


9. Just what are you trying to do by making your coffees so damn small?

^^ You drinking your tiny-ass coffees.

10. Do you actually like the taste of Vegemite because... I don't believe you?

11. What is the difference between Coles and Woolworths?

13. How in the world does ANYONE afford buying alcohol?

15. Do you actually eat kangaroo?

😥 😥


18. What is your obsession with bagged wine?

21. Is chicken salt actually made from chickens or...?

22. Who is Jack and why is he so hungry?

And why isn't this a restaurant dedicated to pancakes like I assumed??

23. Why are your birds so damn loud?

24. Why don't you use hot dog buns?

25. Where's the uh... where's the applicator with your Tampons?

27. And what's with your ice cream being called "Gaytime"...?

28. What's the deal with quokkas and do people have them as pets? And if so, CAN I???

32. Why do you call all candy "lollies"... why not just lollipops?

34. Why did my Subway sandwich artist refer to "lettuce" as "salad"...?

Not the same thing?!?!?