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The more, the crazier.
Your family is LOUD.
In fact, it's probably impossible. There's only so much time.
When did you grow up?
Whose name will I draw this year?
WHO ARE WE MISSING?
There is always someone near.
They will be questioned and tested endlessly.
Another Parker... yep, that's me.
You have learned that you have to speak up if you want anyone to pay attention to you.
If you say yes, they're like, "That makes sense." If you say no they're like, "Wait, what?!"
Seven-plus kids and now grandkids, are you serious?!
Because otherwise you would literally never get seconds.
OK...maybe more than half.
Thanksgiving usually requires more than one turkey.
And you sat at the kids' table well past your 18th birthday.
There's just so many of us.
Otherwise we would never be able to keep track.
Plan your drinking accordingly.
And you were usually never correct.
But hey, that's how memories are made.
And it probably will still be stolen, tbh.
Or pillows...or blankets...
And you still ask yourself, "Did I miss anyone?!"
No matter how many times you hear the stories, your family history amazes you each time.
Traveling the world, one cousin at a time.
You can't choose your family, but if you could you would still choose them.
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