Buzz·Posted on Jan 8, 201523 Signs It's Winter In The MidwestTemperature: 3 degrees. Feels Like: I want to die.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You're not even surprised when you wake up and have to search for your car under snow. View this photo on Instagram 2. And you're pretty much a PROFESSIONAL at removing snow from your car windows. View this photo on Instagram 3. And you know not to rely on a shovel to clear your driveway. View this photo on Instagram 4. You know that the actual temperature doesn't mean anything, it's all about that "feels like" number. View this photo on Instagram 5. You don't even complain when temperatures are above average warm in January... View this photo on Instagram 6. ...because you know it will be freezing again by tomorrow. View this photo on Instagram 7. And no matter how many Midwest winters you've been through, you never quite know what to expect. 8. You know that nothing will stop you from seeing your favorite team. 9. Your pets refuse to go outside, and quite frankly, you don't even blame them. View this photo on Instagram 10. You've learned the hard way about walking outside and not bringing a hat. View this photo on Instagram 11. Your entire Instagram feed is just pictures of people's car thermometers. View this photo on Instagram 12. And your Facebook feed is filled with angry statuses about the weather. 13. You've learned to communicate in new ways because texting when outside is out of the question. View this photo on Instagram 14. You ask yourself at least three times a day why you live in a terrible, terrible place. View this photo on Instagram 15. Chapstick has become a necessity for your life. View this photo on Instagram 16. And the thought of living without hand lotion makes you want to cry. View this photo on Instagram 17. You have nightmares about the icicles hanging from your house falling on you, because you would surely die. View this photo on Instagram 18. And you don't bother looking at the weather most mornings, because you know that it will just be cold as hell. View this photo on Instagram 19. You don't remove your coat when you go inside, because your body won't recover until at least May. View this photo on Instagram 20. You can immediately tell someone who isn't from the Midwest by the way they drive after a snowfall. 21. You've taken drastic measures to keep in heat. View this photo on Instagram 22. You look forward to the negative-degree weather in a way, because that means ice skating. View this photo on Instagram 23. And basically, you've decided to hibernate until May. View this photo on Instagram