1. When you're thinking about what you want to watch on Netflix when you get home from work:

2. When you see someone you know from across the room and get ready to say hi:
3. When you realize this is an accurate description of your face:
4. When you look in a mirror:
5. When you're in a meeting and zoning the f out:

6. When you validate your facial expressions with this hard truth:
7. When you're thinking about an inside joke:

8. When 80% of the texts you receive are concerned:

9. When you're walking down the street minding your own business:

10. When you try to take a selfie and smile but it's just the same face over and over again:
11. When you are 100% sure you're making a pleasant face:

12. When your friends are honest with you:

13. When you try to explain yourself to haters:

14. When you remember how Lost ended:

15. When you're really, really excited about something:

16. When no one understands that it's just your face:
17. When people actually talk to you and are surprised when you're nice:
18. When all of your IDs suffer because of your RBF:

19. When you're thinking about food 99% of the time but it looks like you're plotting murders:
20. When you know that no amount of caffeine will change your face:

21. When you try to smile and it just doesn't work:

22. When the world finally starts to catch on:

23. When you're having one of the best days ever:
