18 Reasons Summer Sucks For All Women

Because boob sweat.

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3. Because cute summer shoes mean blisters.

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4. Because summer means tan lines that will look weird no matter what you do.

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5. Because boob sweat in your nice bras is A PUNISHMENT FROM ABOVE.

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6. Because of sweaty ass necks. Wanna wear your hair down? TOO BAD LOL!

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7. And because trying to find a pair of shorts that aren't underwear or awkward capris is a serious struggle.

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8. Because wearing makeup is next to impossible, you'll sweat if off immediately.

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9. Because trying to have a solid hairstyle in the summer is almost unheard of.

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Humidity + heat + sweat = :(

10. And any sort of blow dryer, curling iron, or straightener use is strictly forbidden unless you feel like dying of heat stroke and taking yet another shower.

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* I'M MELTING. *

11. Because summer time means the need to shave more often.

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Which probably also means a higher water bill. :(

12. And because shaving more often means more razor bump and razor burn.

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SO BLESSED!

13. Because wearing a summer dress just means that dress will stick to your sweaty body in all the wrong places.

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14. Because wearing shorts or a dress means your legs become a feast for bugs.

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15. And so does wearing your favorite perfumes and lotions.

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R.I.P BODY.

16. Because your legs will stick to everything and leave sweat stains behind.

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Please don't watch me get up.

17. Because wearing sunscreen every waking hour increases your chance of breaking your body or your face out in acne.

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Just in case you wanted to feel 16 again!

18. And because in order to wear your favorite sweater, you have to risk heat stroke.

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It's just not fair. :(