19 Questions All Twentysomethings Hate Being Asked
What are you going to do with your life?
1. "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
MTV
Nowhere near you.
2. If you're single: "Are you dating anyone?"
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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW???
3. If you're in a relationship: "When are you going to get hitched?"
Dimension Films
Slow. Your. Roll.
4. "When are you going to start a family?"
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When I can properly take care of myself.
5. "How do you like the real world?"
Paramount Pictures
I don't.
6. "Have you started a 401(k)?"
WB
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?
7. "How's your credit score?"
CW
I'll always be a winner in my parents' eyes.
8. "How long do you think you'll stay on your parents' health insurance?"
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Until I'm 26, approximately.
9. "Don't you wish you would have majored in something else in college?"
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Yeah, Avoiding You 101.
10. "How bad are your student loans?"
Bravo
How bad are your manners?
11. "You know it only gets worse from here, right?"
FOX
Ray of fucking sunshine.
12. "When are you going to stop partying so much?"
WB
When reality becomes easier to deal with, LOL, jk, probably never.
13. "Are you worried that you won't find a job?"
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Nope, not worried at all about the fact that me and 70,000 other people my age are all applying for the same job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
14. "Are you worried about the stock market?"
Disney
Should I be?
15. "Are you taking care of yourself?"
NBC
Well, I'm not dead yet.
16. "How much money do you make?"
Universal Pictures
TWO WORDS: not enough.
17. "What do you want to do with your life?"
Fox
HAHA, that's a great question.
18. "Do you miss college?"
FOX
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
19. And, of course... "Would you like to donate to the alumni foundation?"
Netflix
I'll let you know in 30 years when I've paid off my student loans.