4. Do you hashtag in texts?
“Ironically hashtagging” counts.
10. Do you talk during movies?
Nothing you have to say is important enough that it can’t wait two hours.
11. Do you chew loudly?
:: begs you to say no ::
14. Have you ever taken a shirtless selfie?
If yes, are you a tween?
16. Do you spell out the word “you” when texting?
Because otherwise are your thumbs REALLY that tired?
19. Do you leave the door open when you are peeing?
Please, please, please, please no.
20. Do you recite movie quotes throughout daily conversation?
:: kill me now ::
21. And, are you more of a Stark or a Lannister?
Correct response: Stark in the streets, Lannister in the sheets AMIRITE?
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