24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Unless you’re asking me out, don’t ask me anything at all.

1. “So, are you dating anyone?”

If I were would that be your business? No. Bye.

2. “When was the last time you went on a date?”

OWN

AGAIN, how is this your business?

3. “Are you putting yourself out there?”

The CW

Nope, never.

4. “Have you tried Tinder?”

Lifetime

Gee, what a great idea!

5. “What about Match.com?”

Is this real life?

6. “Do you ever get lonely?”

Do YOU ever get lonely? What the hell kind of question is this?

7. “Can I have your plus-one seat at the wedding for someone else?”

AMC

I hate you.

8. “Can I set you up?”

HBO

Please don’t.

9. “Are you being too picky?”

Paramount Pictures

I like to call it “having standards.”

10. “Have you prayed about it?”

FOX

WHAT, like this is some sort of medical condition? Jesus.

11. “Does it bother you that most of your friends are married?”

NO IT’S TOTALLY FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING.

12. “When can I expect grandchildren/nieces/nephews out of you?”

NBC

MAYBE NEVER IF YOU KEEP ASKING.

13. “Are you giving off the right signals?”

ABC

What are all these signals you people keep talking about? Not sure how I can be any clearer.

14. “What about _____, wasn’t that who you dated for a while?”

Bravo

WE BROKE UP FOR A REASON.

15. “You’re like a modern Carrie Bradshaw, aren’t you?!”

HBO

Don’t ever compare me to her again. I would never choose Big over Aidan.

16. “How hasn’t anyone snatched you up yet?”

THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION.

17. “Is your biological clock ticking?”

Oxygen

Well it WASN’T.

18. “Don’t you want to have kids?”

Are you implying that I’m running out of time?

19. “Are you next?” —people at weddings

Universal Pictures

I’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I KNOW.

20. “Is this your boyfriend?”

Vh1

Yes, every man who I talk to is my boyfriend.

21. “Isn’t it so fun being single though?!”

Summit Entertainment

Yeah, I’m having an absolute blast.

22. “When did your parents get married?”

RCA

HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?

23. “Are you being too forward?”

More dating advice from you, please. Really. It’s so enlightening.

24. “Have you thought about freezing your eggs?”

We’re done here. Bye. Forever.

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