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27 Questions Every '00s Girl Still Needs An Answer To

Why didn't Lauren go to Paris?

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1. Why was The Simple Life canceled?

That's not hot.
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That's not hot.

2. What did Heidi do every day during The Hills? We all know she didn't have a job.

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~Beauty school dropout~

3. And WHY didn't Lauren go to Paris?

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WHY LAUREN????

4. Why did Marissa have to be killed off on The O.C.?

Couldn't she have moved away or something??
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Couldn't she have moved away or something??

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5. What kind of fabric makes up yeti boots?

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Like...is it a yeti?

6. Where the hell were Peyton and Lucas going when they drove off at the end of Season 6 on One Tree Hill?

AN EXPLANATION PLEASE???
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AN EXPLANATION PLEASE???

7. And speaking of One Tree Hill, why did everyone act like it was no big deal that Haley and Nathan got married when they were 16 YEARS OLD???

Totally legit.
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Totally legit.

8. Why didn't Lorelai and Christopher end up together on Gilmore Girls?

#TeamChristopher
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#TeamChristopher

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9. Who is Von Dutch?

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And does he/she wear hats?

10. Why did Ashlee Simpson do a jig when she was caught lip-synching?

Where did she learn said jig??

11. Did Cady really fall into the trash can in Mean Girls or did she imagine it?

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And also, how? Because, what?

12. If you sucked up the gel from your gel pens, can you die?

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ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

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13. Why didn't Carrie choose Aidan?

...but seriously???
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...but seriously???

14. Did people on Room Raiders have any time to clean their rooms beforehand?

'Cause they were usually pretty clean, tbh.
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'Cause they were usually pretty clean, tbh.

15. Was Jessica Simpson's "Dessert Treats" line actually edible?

And why was it sold at Claire's? ....
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And why was it sold at Claire's? ....

16. Why did Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen stop making movies?

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Callin' for a comeback.

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17. Why did Jergens smell so weird?

And is this what Lindsay Lohan used??
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And is this what Lindsay Lohan used??

18. How did Britney get all those diamonds on her naked body?

And WAS she actually naked?!?
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And WAS she actually naked?!?

19. Why did Stephen choose Kristin over LC?

And why did he think it was OK to play both of them?
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And why did he think it was OK to play both of them?

20. What did the "Warn" sign on AIM actually do?

And why did someone ALREADY have the screen name xo_hugsnkisses_4u??
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And why did someone ALREADY have the screen name xo_hugsnkisses_4u??

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21. Do mood rings actually work?

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Or are we all just one mood pretty consistently?

22. How did one pair of jeans fit four different girls in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

Seems impossible, know what I mean?
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Seems impossible, know what I mean?

23. Is Genovia, the country in The Princess Diaries, real?

I mean, it's not, but is it?
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I mean, it's not, but is it?

24. What is actually inside of a lava lamp?

'Cause it's not lava...IS IT??
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'Cause it's not lava...IS IT??

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25. What happened to Mary-Kate and Ashley's fashion and accessories line in Walmart?

RIP

26. Who was Jesse McCartney talking about in "Beautiful Soul"?

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It was me, right???

27. And why was Jessica Simpson eating tuna in the first place?

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JW.