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25 Pictures That Are Way, Way Too Real For People Who Hate People

Please don't talk to me.

1. When someone smiles at you for no reason:

Via Twitter: @commonfemaie

Um, are you like, OK?

2. When someone says hi to you:

Nickelodeon

WHY.

3. When you're around people you hate but you're trying to be cool about it:

VH1

4. When someone is calling you and you can't deny it fast enough:

CBS

You need a phone setting for "send every incoming call straight to voicemail."

5. When you're trying so hard to only say nice things:

NBC

Hold it in! HOLD. IT. IN.

6. When literally anyone other than an animal looks at you:

Paramount Pictures

Take. A. Picture.

7. When someone asks you if you're OK and you're not sure how to answer:

Comedy Central

I would be OK if, like, everyone left.

8. When you're trying not to judge someone but you're definitely judging them:

VH1

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9. When someone gets too close to you:

Via Twitter: @Lettie_Otsuka

Back away.

10. When you're ready for some light reading:

Via im-an-optimistic-pessimist.tumblr.com

Just kidding it isn't light.

11. When you've been around people for more than 30 minutes:

Oxygen

Am I in hell?

12. When your friend says they like someone that you hate:

MTV

Girl.

13. When people exist:

Paramount Pictures

Ugh.

14. When you go out somewhere and there's no one in sight:

Nickelodeon

LET'S RAGE.

15. When someone tries to have a conversation with you:

VH1

** buys 19 packs of headphones **

16. When someone is saying something and it's dumb AF but you have to pretend like it isn't:

Comedy Central

Keep a straight face. Keep a straight face.

17. When you're trying to prepare yourself to face people all day and you're not feeling it:

E!

You'd rather not.

18. When someone asks you why you hate people:

Via Twitter: @John_V_Collins

Have you met people?

19. When you're out, avoiding everyone in sight, and you see someone you know:

NBC

Shiiiiiiit.

20. When someone speaks:

ABC Family

Can you not?

21. When you promise yourself you're going to be nice to people for a day and it just doesn't work:

Via Twitter: @GrumpyEliza

Is this how being nice works?

22. When you've been pretty much ignoring someone for 10 minutes and they're still talking:

Paramount Pictures

How. Much. Clearer. Can. I. Be.

23. When someone tries to hug you:

Samir Hussein / Getty Images

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

24. When someone starts a conversation with you on an elevator and you brace yourself:

Saul Loeb / Getty Images

Let's do this.

25. And when you're finally away from people and can breathe easy:

Nickelodeon

God I love hanging out by myself.

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