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24 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Invent Things Anymore

Looking at you, Chad Scott.

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1. Chad Scott, the dude who came up with cappuccino-flavored Lays.

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Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Chad Scott.

2. The person who thought up pumpkin spice hummus.

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100% NOT NEEDED.

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3. The person who invented the fried bologna and Velveeta sandwich.

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WHY IS THIS A THING?

4. The person who invented group texts without also inventing a way to leave.

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::throws phone::

5. And the person who thought up sour cream and onion Crick-Ettes.

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...What?

6. The person who thought up deep-frying butter.

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Yes, let's take something high in calories and make it EVEN HIGHER!!!

7. The person who thought up these paper cups for water.

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Literally can't even put it on a table.

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8. The person who thought up pecan pie-flavored Pringles.

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I would rather just have the pie, thanks.

9. And the person who thought up white chocolate peppermint-flavored Pringles too.

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...WHY?

10. The person who invented Heelys.

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STOP SKATING AROUND THE MALL, CHILDREN.

11. The person who thought it was OK to put a whole chicken inside a can.

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2 LEGIT.

12. The person who thought this was a good idea for drying people's hands.

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Here's everyone's germs from 34 weeks ago!

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13. And the person who thought to market creamed possum.

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::starts convulsing::

14. The person who thought up Buffalo Wing Soda.

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Sounds DELICIOUS.

15. The person who invented this phone mount.

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Seems super safe!!

16. The person who thought pajamas and jeans should be combined.

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Nope.

17. The person who invented these napkin dispensers.

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LOL HERE'S 294 NAPKINS AT ONCE.

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18. Gloria Melanson who thought up cinnamon bun-flavored Lays.

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Mmm sounds...not good.

19. The person who invented car eyelashes.

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WHY, GOD? WHY?

20. The person who thought a salty watermelon-flavored drink would quench anyone's thirst.

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No thanks.

21. The person who invented plastic wrap.

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LITERALLY CANNOT GET AN EVEN PIECE, EVER. Not possible.

22. The person who thought it would be a good idea to give moms everywhere access to Farmville.

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I will literally never accept your invite from Farmville.

23. The person who thought up the "Reply All" feature.

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Ruining employees' days, every day.

24. And, the person who thought up automatic toilet flushing.

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::starts flushing while you're in the middle of peeing::

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