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19 Lies We Tell Every Day And What They Actually Mean

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1. "Hey, sorry, I just got your text!"

NBC

What it really means: I got your text hours ago, I just wanted to pretend like I was busy.

2. "I want to show my friend my outfit, will you take my picture?"

FOX

What it really means: I want a new Instagram picture and I need you to take my picture so it's not a selfie.

3. "Sorry I missed your call, what's up?"

ABC Family

What it really means: I denied your call because I didn't want to talk.

4. "I'm so tired, I barely slept last night!"

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What it really means: I slept eight hours last night, but saying that I'm well-rested doesn't sound as cool.

5. "I'm not that hungry."

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What it really means: I'm actually starving.

6. "I'll be there in five minutes."

ABC

What it really means: I'll leave my house in five minutes.

7. "I'm on my way."

Comedy Central

What it actually means: I'm getting ready to walk out of my house but I'm still looking for my keys.

8. "I know what you mean."

NBC

What it really means: I don't know what you mean at all, but I need a conversation filler.

9. "I didn't mean to unfollow you."

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What it really means: I unfollowed you because your tweets were annoying but I didn't think you would notice.

10. "You look tired."

AMC

What it really means: You look like crap.

11. "I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

What it really means: I kept scrolling until I found the "I accept" button.
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What it really means: I kept scrolling until I found the "I accept" button.

12. "Just one more episode."

Comedy Central

What it really means: Several more episodes until my eyes can no longer focus on the screen.

13. "Lol."

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What it really means: I didn't laugh, but I felt awkward and didn't know what else to say.

14. "I just want a bite."

Fox Searchlight

What it really means: I want to eat the entire plate.

15. "I'm never drinking again."

20th Century Fox

What it really means: I'll drink again when I'm not hungover.

16. "I don't have any regrets."

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What it really means: I have a lot of regrets but I pretend to not care!

17. "I'm fine."

Walt Disney Studios

What it really means: I'm hella PISSSSED.

18. "It's too much to text."

Nickelodeon

What it really means: I can easily text it, but I'm too busy watching Netflix.

19. "Who is this? I got a new phone, no numbers!"

Warner Bros. Pictures

What it really means: I deleted your number and haven't gotten a new phone in over a year.

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