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If We Were Honest When Texting Someone We Want To Date

That wasn't even funny but I'm trying to flatter you.

1. When you ask what they're up to:

But you really only wanna know one thing:

2. When you send a casual greeting:

But it wasn't actually casual at all:

3. When you send the winky face:

But you have deep underlying meaning:

4. When they tell a joke:

But the joke wasn't even that funny:

5. When they say something that makes you mad, but you're trying to play it cool:

But they are actually on probation now:

6. When you get all TGIF on them:

But you're really just dropping hints:

7. When you don't text back right away:

But you really had your phone the whole time:

8. When you try to learn more about their interests:

But you already knew the answer to your question:

9. When you accidentally text them:

But it wasn't actually an accident:

10. When you're using conversation fillers:

But really just don't want the conversation to end:

11. When they FINALLY text you back and you play it cool:

But you actually were the most uncool you've ever been:

12. When you finally text them after a long hiatus:

But you actually weren't busy at all:

13. When they think something is totally ~weird~:

But you actually LOVE IT:

14. When you finally agree to hang out:

But you've been ready all along:

15. When you're going to sleep for the night:

But you aren't sleepin' on this courtship: