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    Nov 11, 2014

    How You Act When You're Drunk Vs. When You're High

    Either way you want pizza.

    Watching TV When You're Drunk:

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    What the hell is happening on TV right now? Is this making you dizzy? WHY ARE THEY MOVING SO MUCH? HAHAH, he tripped.

    Watching TV When You're High:


    This has, like, such a deep meaning. Why isn't everyone freaking out about this? This shit is REAL. This is going to change the world.

    Talking to People When You're Drunk:


    Holy shit, I sound so smart right now. I am impressing everyone. HAHA, everyone laughed. This is so great. FUCK YEAH. Wait, why is everyone walking away? I'M FUNNY.

    Talking to People When You're High:


    Holy shit how long have I been talking for? :: laughs uncontrollably ::

    Walking When You're Drunk:

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    HAHA I'm totally not even drunk. I got this. No one can even tell, probably. WHERE THE HELL DID THAT SIDEWALK COME FROM??

    Walking When You're High:


    Holy shit this ground is blowing my fucking mind look at that DIRT. This is taking soo long. Maybe I should run. No, no I should walk.

    Talking to Your Crush When You're Drunk:



    Talking to Your Crush When You're High:


    So, have you ever thought about how the ocean always kisses the beach then backs away? I like bread.

    Eating When You're Drunk:

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    I NEED PIZZA. I need pizza more than I have ever needed anything in my life. But I'm also sooo sleeeeepy. Maybe I'll eat this and then fall asleep on my couch.

    Eating When You're High:

    Walt Disney TV

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED. WHAT IS THIS MADE OUT OF? Is this what heaven is like? My body is shaking. I need more. I need more, now.

    Tweeting When You're Drunk:

    Tweeting When You're High:

    Dancing When You're Drunk:

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    I didn't even KNOW I could dance like this. My body is amazing. This song is everything. I FEEL THIS MUSIC.

    Dancing When You're High:


    This is chill af.

    Texting When You're Drunk:

    Texting When You're High:

    Trying to Sleep When You're Drunk:


    I'm so tired I could literally sleep anywhere. Wow, this floor feels exactly like my bed.

    Trying to Sleep When You're High:

    Fox Searchlight Pictures

    Life is so fucking crazy. I can't believe we're all just on this Earth finding our way. What else is out there? Do aliens have anxiety too? I wonder what penguins worry about.

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