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How You Act When You're Drunk Vs. When You're High

Either way you want pizza.

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Tweeting When You're Drunk:

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Everything I have to say is relevant and funny.

Tweeting When You're High:

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I should inspire some people, because I feel so inspired. I need to start CONVERSATIONS.

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Texting When You're Drunk:

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Just move your fingers and hope they keep up with your brain. It'll be fine.

Texting When You're High:

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Am I the only one who thinks this way? I NEED TO KNOW.

Trying to Sleep When You're High:

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Life is so fucking crazy. I can't believe we're all just on this Earth finding our way. What else is out there? Do aliens have anxiety too? I wonder what penguins worry about.