19 Gifts For Everyone Who Hates Everyone

    Go away.

    1. This cross-stitch pattern that is sure to get the message across:

    2. Or this cross-stitch pattern with your life motto:

    3. These earrings that get the point across in an adorable way:

    4. This computer decal to make sure everyone at Starbucks leaves you alone:

    5. This shirt to protect you everywhere while also making sure you look cute:

    6. This car decal to alert everyone driving near you that you can't be bothered:

    7. And this bracelet to hopefully ward off everyone:

    8. This notebook to keep track of the important things in life...like people you hate:

    9. This mug, perfect for sipping your haterade:

    10. This print to hang in your home and remind everyone to please avoid interaction if at all possible:

    11. This card, perfect for when you find someone you DON'T hate:

    12. Or these earrings for when you can't find anyone you like:

    13. This sweatshirt for when you're cold...but also dislike people:

    14. This wall print to remind yourself that you are, in fact, great:

    15. Or this bracelet that is both cute AND accurate:

    16. This ring that pretty much sums up every thought you've ever had:

    17. This necklace that serves as a reminder to pretty much always stay in bed:

    18. This framed cross-stitch to welcome you home after a day of being around people:

    19. And this wine glass for when all else fails:

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