Skip To Content

    No One Asked For Daylight Savings

    Stop it.

    It's that time of year again — the time of year when we go to bed and wake up the next day only to find out we have to change all of our clocks.

    We get in our cars and freak the hell out when we think we're running late for work, only to remember that the TIME CHANGED.

    And when we get home, we start to get ready for bed at 6 p.m. because we have no idea what the hell is going on.

    Who even asked for this? I know it's supposed to "save daylight" or whatever, but it now gets dark at 5 p.m. so I'm not sure how any daylight is being saved?????

    And as far as I can tell, literally NO ONE wants it to get pitch black outside by 5:30 p.m.

    Also, I'm no expert or anything, but I'm pretty positive that the other countries AND STATES who don't participate in daylight savings are doin' just fine.

    Oh, and there's the fact that daylight savings DOESN'T EVEN ACTUALLY DO ITS JOB of saving us energy.

    So, DEAR GOVERNMENT OR WHATEVER IS IN CHARGE OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, cut it the hell out. We've had enough.

    We have enough to think about without thinking about changing our clocks twice a year.