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No One Asked For Daylight Savings

Stop it.

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It's that time of year again — the time of year when we go to bed and wake up the next day only to find out we have to change all of our clocks.

We get in our cars and freak the hell out when we think we're running late for work, only to remember that the TIME CHANGED.

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And then that continues to happen for the next two weeks until we remember how to change the time in our cars.

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Who even asked for this? I know it's supposed to "save daylight" or whatever, but it now gets dark at 5 p.m. so I'm not sure how any daylight is being saved?????

Also, I'm no expert or anything, but I'm pretty positive that the other countries AND STATES who don't participate in daylight savings are doin' just fine.

So, DEAR GOVERNMENT OR WHATEVER IS IN CHARGE OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, cut it the hell out. We've had enough.