2. “Should we swim in the ocean that is literally right behind us? Nah. Let’s get in this kiddie pool.”
10. True love means picking each other’s noses…or something.
14. “Should we smile? Nah, let’s look as uncomfortable as possible.”
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Famine in South Sudan has left 100,000 people facing starvation and nearly 8 million in need of immediate assistance, UN agencies say.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it's the definition of friendship goals 😎