1. World Record for Longest Name
So, is that really a talent?
2. Collects Human Hair to Make Dolls
And it's in sections
3. Owns Best Dressed Rat
AND it's Dumblerat
5. Blows on Tails of Armored Animals
6. Growing Rat Tail Since Birth
7. Bites Cheese into Shapes of States
8. Hangs Lizards from Tongue
But then something magical happened...
And so did Summer Sanders WITH THAT SAME LIZARD
9. Dog Drinks Milk From Her Mouth
Open mouth. Dog Drinking. Uh...
And Paul "The Giant" Wight is like WTF?!
11. Gives Pet Monkeys Makeovers and Manicures
It could be cute if the monkey weren't so opposed...
The Strangest Part Of It All:
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