1. Things are about to get really weird.
2. Your residents do stupid, stupid things.
3. You try to assert yourself as ~the law~
4. ... But sometimes you're so, so tired. Why can't y'all do illegal things QUIETLY?
5. Your [good] friends are like "Gurl you alive?"
6. Some of your residents will hate you from day one.
7. R.I.P. your social life
8. Drinking will never be the same.
9. You've started calling that guy you documented shadow because you now see him IN ALL PLACES.
10. Your AC is all "Step it up."
11. You've adopted the "Not my resident, NOT MY PROBLEMMMMMM" philosophy.
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