If I just keep telling myself I don't need a full-time job, I'll stop shaking and crying.
You don't have bad luck. Your luck just puts you in a situations that make good stories.
Let the powers of Jesus, Oprah, and Pennsatucky get me through this shift.
Time to question whether or not there is any good in this world!!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Good. Zooey Deschanel? Good. Ikea? Good, duh. This movie? Soul-crushing.