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How Chandler Bing Are You?

Could you BE any more like Chandler?

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  1. Choose all that apply.

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    Humor is your defense mechanism.
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    You speak fluent sarcasm.
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    You've dated someone in your friend group.
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    And tried to hide it from the rest of your friends.
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    But they eventually tricked you into telling them.
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    Your parents are divorced.
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    You've gone through an identity crisis and switched careers.
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    None of your friends can describe your job.
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    You've been trapped in an ATM vestibule with a celebrity.
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    You've had a pet chick and/or duck.
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    You still hang out with your best friend from college.
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    And your roommate is also one of your best friends.
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    But you’ve also had a creepy roommate [who might’ve watched you while you sleep].
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    You have commitment issues.
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    You’re bad at giving out advice.
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    But no one really pays attention to you, anyway.
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    Sometimes you wonder what it feels like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
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    You don’t have the best of luck.
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    When you first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
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    You don’t always say the right thing at the right time.
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    And you ramble on and on when you’re uneasy.
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    Until you were 25, you thought the only response to “I love you” was "Oh crap."
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    You’re afraid of the future.
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    You've dated your best friends’ sibling.
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    You've relocated for work.
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    You’re afraid of the Lord of the Dance.
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    Foosball is one of your favorite games.
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    You've spent an entire day in a recliner.
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    You're an only child.
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    Your roommate owes you a LOT of money.
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    You can't cry.
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    And usually keep your true feelings to yourself.
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    Sometimes you say things without thinking because your mouth has a mind of its own.
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    You can't dance.
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    You have a complicated relationship with your mom.
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    You have a complicated relationship with your dad.
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    You have a funny last name.
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    You’re OK with swallowing your feelings, even if you’re unhappy forever.
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    You worry about ending up alone.
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    You’ve helped a friend move furniture (like a couch, for example) into their place.
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    You say more dumb things before 9:00 a.m. than most people say all day.
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    You make jokes when you're uncomfortable.
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    You're hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
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    You think gum would be perfection.
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    You avoid helping out at Thanksgiving by pretending to like football.
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    And Thanksgiving is also your least favorite holiday.
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    You're embarrassed when your friends act like major tourists.
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    You write down your jokes so no one can steal them from you.
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    You've eaten food off the floor.
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    You love bubble baths.
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    You don't move on Sundays.
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    Sometimes you like to hold tiny objects and pretend you're a giant.
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    You don't like puppies.
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    You've dressed up as a pink bunny for Halloween.
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    You're embarrassed of your middle name.
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    You're missing your pinky toe.
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    You have... "a quality."
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    You know how to pluck eyebrows.
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    And you’ve plucked your friends’ eyebrows for them.
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    You’re the funniest person in your group of friends.
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    And are threatened by other people who make your friends laugh.
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    You've quit smoking but secretly still love it.
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    You've accidentally volunteered to do something you don't want to do because you fell asleep.
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    You’ve had a crush on your best friend’s significant other.
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    You've dated your best friend’s significant other after they broke up.
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    You've gone to extremes to show your friend you care and are sorry for hurting them.
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    You don't know how to smile in pictures.
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    You have a big heart.
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    You always support your friends in everything they do.
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    Because your friends are basically like your family.
 
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