In the first episode of a new web series called :DRYVRS, Macaulay Culkin guest-stars as the grown-up version of Kevin McCallister from Home Alone.
And now, fans of the iconic Christmas film finally know what ended up happening to Kevin, just in time for Christmas.
Because when the character ignored a call from his mom, he took a trip down memory lane.
And we get to see just exactly how fucked up of an adult he is.
Kevin told Jack all about what it was like to be left behind when his family went on vacation.
He still remembers Harry and Marv, because of course he does.
There's clearly a lot of resentment there.
People don't forget, Uncle Frank.
Things took an especially weird turn when someone tried to steal their car.
Kevin remained eerily calm.
It all felt very familiar.
That's when he got to business.
Just like old times.
Kevin should've told him to keep the change, ya filthy animal.
This is actually the stuff of nightmares.
Maybe some things are better left...unknown.
You can watch the full five-minute episode here:
