1. Chrissy Teigen out-internetted herself.
John when you tell him he looks like Arthur
2. Cole Sprouse gave us the Suite Life/Riverdale crossover we didn't know we needed.
A #Riverdale origin story
3. Ryan Reynolds had some airplane difficulties.
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
4. Jenna Fischer had a mini Office reunion.
When you go out for a night of theater and run into your old boss! #theoffice #nyc #mcc #yen
5. Rita Ora ordered an ideal amount of pizza.
When the crew dem come together coz the @BRITs just took it out of us...breakfast of champions
6. Zach Braff got a Golden Globe Award-winning butt dial.
Greatest butt dial ever. I listened to his glorious butt for 5 minutes.
7. Joe Jonas found himself.
Look who I found @GUESS
8. The Rock and Lin-Manuel had a love fest.
@TheRock you are literally The Sexiest Man Alive.
9. Ryan Seacrest made this important observation.
As if I needed a national holiday in order to celebrate margaritas
10. Kerry Washington got the most Scandal-perfect cake to ever exist.
Uhm. THIS IS A CAKE! Whaaaaaat? #scandal100 https://t.co/dgD7YKfpKm
11. Zac Efron reminded the world of how damn flawless the Efron genes are.
Fishing with my bro @DylanEfron and the boys. Life's good
12. Skylar Astin and Anna Camp had an aca-amazing Twitter exchange.
13. Reese Witherspoon had some on-brand wine.
#NewZealand is known for its wine. Naturally, this one's my favorite... #Blondie 💛🍷🍇
14. Anna Kendrick deciphered language for us.
So..... "I'm hearing you" is code for "I don't care, but I want this conversation to be over" right?
15. Bette Midler gave us the real Oscars lowdown.
Everyone is getting ready for the Oscars this week. Hollywood waxers have probably already seen more red carpets than they can handle.
16. And Justin Bieber had an accident.
Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area...Didn't bother me if it made ya laugh nice!