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35 Life-Changing Things Anna Kendrick Tweeted In 2014

Or, why Anna Kendrick is the greatest human on Twitter and also in the world.

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1. When she had a better idea for Cinderella's story:

2. When she had jokes about jokes:

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

2:15 PM - 04 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. When she boasted about a much more important "gap":

So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

So over this "thigh gap" thing. Not to brag, but I'm knock knee'd so I have "ankle gap" #Meoooow

3:17 PM - 25 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. When she brought up some important questions:

Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.

1:16 PM - 25 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. When she made some awkward comparisons:

The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like....I should call child services...

2:21 PM - 17 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. When she asked what we were all thinking:

If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

If the frosting has cream cheese it counts as breakfast, right?

10:37 AM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. When she understood your daily life problems:

Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Sometimes I think "I need to think before I speak" and then other times I think "I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever."

3:51 PM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. When she dreamt up the ~perfect~ trainer:

How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

How much do you think it would cost to have Tim Gunn be my personal trainer who's all "oh honey, just give up and get fat already"

12:36 PM - 22 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When she chose the ultimate magical guardian:

10. This gem:

Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Chris Pine showers more than me and he's super smug about it

11:48 AM - 22 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. When she spoke the cold hard truth:

Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Being told "I know you can do this" weirdly makes me not want to try… "You CAN'T do this" has same effect. Ok, yeah, I might just be lazy.

4:31 PM - 09 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When she kept it really real:

Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.

5:25 PM - 16 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. When she understood your idea of "exercise":

I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I'm basically that Kacy chick from American Ninja Warrior - me, every time I take the stairs.

3:28 PM - 10 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When she made us realize we weren't the only ones who didn't know how to adult:

I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.

4:10 PM - 15 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. When she had a lot of questions for Brookstone:

16. When she made you realize that crazy is probably better:

Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Being well adjusted is probably fucking overrated.

6:16 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. When she understood your winter struggles:

Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.

4:39 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. When she somehow knew your minute-by-minute weekend plans:

Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"

6:23 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. When you were like, "Yep, same, always happens. That damn Charlize":

Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron.

3:13 PM - 23 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. When she understood your hatred for basically everyone:

"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

"You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"

3:57 PM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. When she knew your very real thoughts about being an adult:

I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."

1:18 PM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. When you were like, #SAME:

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

3:13 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. When she did this perfect thing:

24. When she said exactly what every Anthropologie lover has ever thought:

"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever

2:23 PM - 16 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. When she felt the same way you did about your eulogy:

If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

3:15 PM - 01 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26. When she knew what they really put in that Abercrombie cologne:

The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a fucking day ruiner. How did they manage to bottle the smell of high school and rejection?

2:42 PM - 15 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

27. When you would've waited 3 hours in line for tickets just to see Olaf Anna on Broadway:

When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf)

9:11 PM - 01 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28. THIS. ALL OF THIS.

It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

It still blows my mind that I'm at an age where if I got pregnant people would be happy for me. #Yikes #Babies

3:33 PM - 24 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29. When she made you question your country's morals:

So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

2:23 PM - 03 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30. When she threw well-deserved Insta shade:

31. When she described your Saturday morning perfectly:

I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.

5:14 PM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32. When she fangirled over Beyoncé and it was beautiful:

33. When she dropped some very real truth bombs:

Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"

3:26 PM - 17 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34. When light was your own worst enemy:

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

2:27 PM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

35. When she had some very important questions:

I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.

Anna Kendrick@AnnaKendrick47Follow

I don't get why girls paint the "Chanel" symbol on their nails... I could tattoo it on my ass but it don't mean I'm fancy.

7:32 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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