For Everyone Who Is Sexually Attracted To Young Neil DeGrasse Tyson

    Because we are sorry but not sorry for objectifying you, Neil deGrasse Fine-son.

    Many (completely right) people think astrophysicist and general bad ass Neil deGrasse Tyson is attractive due to his very large brain.

    But it's important to note that YOUNG Neil deGrasse Tyson was on an entirely other, almost astronomical, level of fine.

    Well, helloooo doctor!! #PHWOAR RT“@EllyOcean: let's objectify young neil degrasse tyson and upset some dweebs ”

    Just try to find his best feature. Just try.

    He had the arms and body of an angel.

    Young, buff Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson during a wrestling match

    JESUS THOSE BICEPS. Not to mention his smize game. He even has a great watch. EVERYTHING ON HIM IS BETTER.

    Can we all just appreciate young Neil deGrasse Tyson? #goddamn

    So of course he was swarmed with ladies before he got famous. Of freaking course.

    So while current Neil deGrasse Tyson is obviously also a sexual magician worthy of your love and adoration...

    ...It is basically impossible not to objectify vintage Neil. Just try it. I DARE YOU.