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19 Secrets All Late-Night Eaters Won't Tell You

MUST. STOP. MICROWAVE. FROM. BEEPING.

1. You've snuck food from the fridge in the middle of the night. A lot.

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2. In fact, you've gotten really, REALLY good at getting food from the kitchen while making as little noise as possible.

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3. And you certainly know better than to try and sneak a bowl of cereal.

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Cereal being poured into a bowl is literally the loudest sound on earth at 4 am.

4. You have definitely raced through the kitchen to stop your microwave with one second left on the timer.

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When someone invents a microwave that doesn't beep, you'll be the first to buy it.

5. NOTHING is better than getting your food order in just before the delivery place closes:

6. But just in case, you know exactly where every 24-hour drive-thru in the area is.

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ESPECIALLY the ones that serve breakfast after midnight.

7. Deciding between making yourself a snack or just trying to get back to sleep is a nightly struggle.

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8. When you eat dinner at 6 pm, you know for a fact that it won't be your last meal of your day.

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Brushing your teeth will not stop you from eating later.

9. You have been woken up by a rumbling belly.

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10. You plan your weekends around getting home before all the pizza places close.

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11. You've definitely left something in the microwave or oven overnight because you fell asleep before eating it.

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12. When someone asks where all the leftover pizza went... you already know.

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13. You are always sweeping crumbs off of your bed.

14. Nothing makes you feel safer or more at home than an all-night diner.

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They soothe your poor, drunk soul.

15. You are pretty much done with people who insist on telling you that it's bad for you to eat late.

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I don't think this 1 am fruit salad is going to kill me, thanks.

16. When someone suggests leaving a party early to go get pizza, you are in love.

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17. Your nightmare is getting a craving for a food you can't get at 2 am.

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All I want is round-the-clock sushi, is that so hard?

18. You plan your fridge raids as carefully as you would a bank robbery.

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Stealth is key.

19. You don't bring home leftovers. You bring home midnight snacks.

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