20 Total Giveaways That You're A Tourist In Los Angeles

Excuse me, which way to the celebrities, please?

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6. You attempt to seriously shop on Rodeo drive.

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You're not going shopping, you're going to go look at things no reasonable human can afford, and then you're going to the Cheesecake Factory.

13. You voluntarily go to Hollywood and Highland, because it seems like it will be fun and not at all a hurricane of fanny packs and cargo shorts.

17. You think it's reasonable to try to go to the beach for only 45 minutes.

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"Los Angeles is right by the ocean! How far away and super involved could picking a beach, fighting traffic, and finding parking possibly be?"

19. You think it's a good idea to stay at a hotel on the Sunset Strip.

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So that you might be soothed to sleep by the yelling people outside the House of Blues.