This Japanese Student Is Better At Vandalizing His Textbooks Than You'll Ever Be
Just give up now, disaffected youths. H/t to Toyko Desu.
Most textbook doodlers are content to simply draw penises all day. Not Chanta, a Japanese high school student. He sees the hidden potential in his textbook illustrations.
1. This isn't a happy family sharing a meal...
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...it's a family that has totally had it with each other's crap.
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2. Sam is only in this for the boobs.
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Really, Sam? Really?
3. This isn't a geisha. It's SPEED GEISHA.
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Go Speed Geisha, go!
4. This man's princess is constantly in another castle.
5. This is the correct way to use a vacuum.
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6. This isn't a server coming to take an order...
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...it's a server who hasn't bothered to come back to the table for like, 20 minutes.
7. This isn't three friends lunching...
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...it's two friends dealing with an asshole who won't stop talking with his mouth full.
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8. This is just how objects react around George Lucas.
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Or Kurosawa is really a Jedi.
9. This guy in the hoodie is just a goddamned friend collector.
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STOP TRYING TO CATCH 'EM ALL, KEVIN. We're people, not Pokémon.
10. This is a teacher who is about to get fired.
11. This is a girl who is really nailing this bullying thing.
12. This is every Olympic swimmer's nightmare.
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13. This is what everyone is afraid of seeing before they die.
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Especially if you left The Ring in the DVD player.