28 Things You're Only Afraid Of If You Live In Chicago

What do you mean they "forgot" where they towed my car?!

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2. Derrick Rose never playing basketball again.

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It's like seeing Space Jam except with a tragic ending.

9. Icicles falling onto your head off of high-rise buildings.

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15. Having a dog who absolutely hates the snow and refuses to walk in it.

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19. Being on your way to somewhere professional, and finding yourself ass-first in some black ice.

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26. Parking your car somewhere overnight, and coming out to find it like this:

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This only happens when you're already late for work and/or school.