2. Derrick Rose never playing basketball again.
It’s like seeing Space Jam except with a tragic ending.
5. Being stranded on Lakeshore Drive during a blizzard.
9. Icicles falling onto your head off of high-rise buildings.
15. Having a dog who absolutely hates the snow and refuses to walk in it.
19. Being on your way to somewhere professional, and finding yourself ass-first in some black ice.
26. Parking your car somewhere overnight, and coming out to find it like this:
This only happens when you’re already late for work and/or school.
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- Yalla! You can now download a new Arab emoji keyboard that includes a belly dancer, Oman Chips, and more 👏