2. Derrick Rose never playing basketball again.
It’s like seeing Space Jam except with a tragic ending.
5. Being stranded on Lakeshore Drive during a blizzard.
9. Icicles falling onto your head off of high-rise buildings.
15. Having a dog who absolutely hates the snow and refuses to walk in it.
19. Being on your way to somewhere professional, and finding yourself ass-first in some black ice.
26. Parking your car somewhere overnight, and coming out to find it like this:
This only happens when you’re already late for work and/or school.
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