1. When you try to wink and your face looks like it's broken:
2. When you're drunk and you think you're dancing pretty sexily:
3. When someone is flirting with you, and you need to come up with a witty comeback:
4. When someone attractive flirts with you and you are totally not getting it:
5. When you try to use body language to show that you are interested:
6. When your crush says something even a little bit funny to you:
7. When you're at a bar or a party, and it's too loud and you're too drunk to be subtle:
8. When you are not-so-subtly attempting to get someone's last name for Facebook stalking:
9. When you try to make yourself seem sophisticated:
10. When you try to smile at someone so that they think you're a happy and fun person:
11. When you are trying to make someone think that you are intelligent:
12. When you're trying to make eyes at someone from across the room, and you accidentally give them nightmares:
13. When you try to giggle all sexy and you sound like a demented horse:
14. When you try to text your crush and then they try to lose your number:
15. When you try to say something funny and it comes out sounding creepy:
16. When you're waiting for your date to show up, and you're trying to play it cool:
17. When you spend hours stalking your crush on Facebook or Twitter in order to find something to talk to them about:
18. When you're sexting with someone and it's about to get hot and heavy:
19. When you get all dressed up so you can hit the town:
20. When you try too hard to make yourself seem really attractive on Tinder:
21. When you're walking by someone hot, and you're trying to act like it ain't no thang:
22. When you meet someone as awkward as you, and all your moves finally work:
