The 16 Stages Of Leaving Your Phone At Home

Is this what it's like to feel naked in public?

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Stage 1: You leave the house, oblivious that anything is wrong. You may even think, "Wow, wouldn't it be terrible if I left my phone at home?"

Stage 6: You courageously decide to go on without your phone, with such lies as "I'm at work/school to do work/learnin'" and "All the people I'd want to talk to will be at the place I'm at, anyway."

Stage 11: You remember all the lines that you will have to wait in today. You have no idea what you are going to do with yourself while in line.

Stage 16: You realize that you don't need any friends, because you are just so happy to be reunited with your BFF, your phone.