We learned many things from Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his delightful Reddit AMA last night.

1. He writes haikus about fapping.

2. He's going to marry you, and it's going to be classy as hell.

3. He's a cheeky little French-speaker.

4. He's concerned about his breast size.

5. He has zero shame.

6. He can make you ugly cry.

7. He's a man willing to admit his shortcomings.

8. He loves all your thoughts.

9. He is a geek of discerning tastes.

10. He has dimple-sized enthusiasm for his fangirls.
