1. He writes haikus about fapping.
2. He’s going to marry you, and it’s going to be classy as hell.
3. He’s a cheeky little French-speaker.
4. He’s concerned about his breast size.
5. He has zero shame.
7. He’s a man willing to admit his shortcomings.
8. He loves all your thoughts.
9. He is a geek of discerning tastes.
10. He has dimple-sized enthusiasm for his fangirls.
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.