1. He writes haikus about fapping.
2. He’s going to marry you, and it’s going to be classy as hell.
3. He’s a cheeky little French-speaker.
4. He’s concerned about his breast size.
5. He has zero shame.
7. He’s a man willing to admit his shortcomings.
8. He loves all your thoughts.
9. He is a geek of discerning tastes.
10. He has dimple-sized enthusiasm for his fangirls.
- "Moonlight" won Best Picture at the Oscars, but they accidentally gave it to "La La Land" first 😳
- Philip Bilden, the businessman nominated by President Trump to be secretary of the Navy, has withdrawn himself from consideration.
- Actor Bill Paxton has died at 61. He starred in classics including "Twister" and "Titanic."