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    Posted on Nov 21, 2014

    18 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Pizza Anymore

    YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE PIZZA.

    1. The fool who laughed in the face of the entire concept of pizza.

    Via imgur.com

    Why would anyone do this to a perfectly promising pizza?

    2. The fool who clearly does not even understand what pizza is:

    Via hormonemale.com

    Why are you trying to upstage pizza? LET PIZZA SHINE ON ITS OWN.

    3. The fool who thought this was an acceptable shape for anything, let alone a pizza.

    4. The fool who put scorpions on a pizza. Actual scorpions.

    🎵Scorpion pizza is the pizza for you and me.🎵

    Ryn Inaba@pixie_rynFollow

    Scorpion pizza is the pizza for you and me.

    11:12 AM - 27 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. The fool who thought you could just order a pizza through a Domino's Facebook Page, like they're some kind of pizza wizard, or something.

    Via imgur.com

    FACT: YOU ARE NOT A PIZZA WIZARD.

    6. The fool who tried to cut up and serve this pizza, anyway.

    7. This fool who is hating on crusts FOR NO GOOD REASON.

    I'll just have one slice of pizza please... #fail

    JUST EAT UK@JustEatUKFollow

    I'll just have one slice of pizza please... #fail

    11:28 AM - 27 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. The fool who cut this pizza, if you can even call it that.

    9. The fool who had absolutely no chill when it came to toppings.

    10. The fool who closed this pizza box without checking first.

    11. The fool who managed to burn a hole in this pizza. A damn hole.

    12. The fool who seems to think falling asleep is more important than turning off the oven.

    13. The fool who delivered this pizza, and who clearly has no respect for gravity.

    14. Whichever fool was in charge of getting this pizza through the oven.

    15. The total fool who thought that this could pass for a CHEESE pizza:

    16. The fool who does not understand that toppings are meant to be PLURAL.

    Via vitamin-ha.com

    Have you no pride in your craft?

    17. The fool who thought he could just put a pizza in a box without one of those little white plastic three-legged pizza tables.

    Via tcmag.com

    White plastic pizza tables save lives.

    18. Aaaand the fool who thought this was AT ALL a clever way to cut pizza.

    Via epicfail.com

    STEP AWAY FROM THE PIZZA.

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