Buzz·Posted on Oct 31, 2013The 23 Most Midwestern Things To Ever HappenOne bacon sausage, please.by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This oh-so-cleverly hidden cell phone tower: 2. This mid-spring weather surprise: 3. This admirable dedication to alcohol: 4. This Bloody Mary: 5. This total time suck: 6. This camo wedding attire: 7. This crazy generous tip on a Steak 'n Shake bill: 8. These summer sausages in the shape of Miller beers: 9. This guy skiing down the street: 10. This polite refusal to use the word "soda": View this photo on Instagram 11. This riding mower parked at a convenience store: View this photo on Instagram 12. This bacon sausage: 13. This friendly support in the form of food after the Boston Marathon bombings: 14. This Ugg bridal boot: 15. This back tattoo: 16. This helpful signage: View this photo on Instagram 17. This thong: 18. This exasperated reminder: 19. This sandwich that wants for you to both stuff yourself stupid and share with others: View this photo on Instagram 20. This multitasking gentleman taking his riding mower through the ATM: View this photo on Instagram 21. This St. Patrick's Day keg delivery to a bar: 22. This sorry excuse for a spring day: View this photo on Instagram 23. This gas station with all the essentials: View this photo on Instagram