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How Unhealthy Are You?

Don't lie: you love pizza more than words.

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    Ordered dessert.
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    Had an extra slice of pizza.
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    Spent all night on Netflix.
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    Had a heavy brunch.
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    Ordered fries as your side dish.
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    Had an extra beer.
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    Skipped going to the gym.
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    Took the escalator instead of the stairs.
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    Had Chinese food delivered.
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    Taken a cab a really short distance.
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    Spent more than a few hours on Candy Crush.
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    Snuck something you knew you weren't supposed to eat.
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    Smoked a cigarette.
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    Lost an evening to playing Threes or 2048.
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    Consumed one slider too many.
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    Gone to town on some breadsticks.
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    Spent hours on Twitter.
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    Finished a whole bottle of wine by yourself.
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    Ordered a milkshake.
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    Eaten too many girl scout cookies.
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    Gotten black-out drunk.
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    Given in to a box of mac 'n' cheese.
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    Hung out on the internet all day.
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    Bought and consumed a bag of candy at a time other than Halloween or Easter.
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    Eaten a whole plate of french fries.
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    A keg stand.
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    Started a fight in an internet comments section.
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    Spent an hour on the phone.
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    Jello shots.
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    A power hour with cheap beer.
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    Laid in bed all day.
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    Cooked with a lot of butter.
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    Gone through a fast food drive-thru.
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    Put cheese on anything.
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    Eaten 20-piece Chicken McNugget.
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    Gotten double sour cream on anything.
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    Eaten raw cookie dough.
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    Driven when you should have walked.
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    Lost a whole weekend to playing video games.
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    Cancelled your gym membership.
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    Laid on the couch all weekend watching Netflix.
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    Smoked a pack of cigarettes.
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    Asked for extra sour cream for your Mexican food.
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    Had a soda because you were dying for one and it was the weekend, come on.
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    Drank so much you threw up.
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    Enjoyed more than one hot dog.
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    Eaten cake for breakfast.
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    Had too much vodka.
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    Eaten peanut butter out the jar with your fingers.
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    Gorged on all the pasta.
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    Gotten too drunk to drive.
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    Eaten a whole package of oreos.
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    Eaten frosting out of the can.
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    Added ranch dressing to something.
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    Eaten cheese from a can.
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    Consumed an entire pizza in one sitting.
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    Eaten more than one burger at a time.
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    Drunkenly consumed more tacos than you can count.
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    Smoked enough pot where you cleaned out the fridge. With your mouth and stomach.
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    Eaten any street meat.
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    Day drink all day.
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    Spent more than $15 at a fast food restaurant, and consumed everything you ordered.
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    Eaten a whole tub of buttered popcorn.
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    Devoured a steak.
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    Refused to walk if it involves going more than two blocks.
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    Purchased your cigarettes by the carton.
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    Chowed down on some chicken wings.
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    Consumed an entire jug of wine by yourself.
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    Eaten a slice of cake.
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    Licked all the frosting off some kind of cake, but leaving the cake behind.
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    Gone to sleep without brushing your teeth.
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    Used a porta potty.
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    Ordered a Venti at Starbucks.
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    Asked for whipped cream on anything.
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    Had anything fried at a fair.
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    Eaten a fully loaded baked potato.
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    Had an extra bagel when you know you shouldn't have an extra bagel.
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    Put bacon on something.
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    Chugged some chocolate milk.
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    Put mayo on a sandwich.
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    Had an extra cookie.
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    Ordered something fried instead of grilled.
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    Gone tanning.
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    Baked a whole cake, and then eaten it.
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    Filled up on mashed potatoes.
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    Consumed a fancy cocktail.
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    Snuck a donut.
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    Super-sized anything.
 
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