Ordered dessert.Had an extra slice of pizza.Spent all night on Netflix.Had a heavy brunch.Ordered fries as your side dish.Had an extra beer.Skipped going to the gym.Took the escalator instead of the stairs.Had Chinese food delivered.Taken a cab a really short distance.Spent more than a few hours on Candy Crush.Snuck something you knew you weren't supposed to eat.Smoked a cigarette.Lost an evening to playing Threes or 2048.Consumed one slider too many.Gone to town on some breadsticks.Spent hours on Twitter.Finished a whole bottle of wine by yourself.Ordered a milkshake.Eaten too many girl scout cookies.Gotten black-out drunk.Given in to a box of mac 'n' cheese.Hung out on the internet all day.Bought and consumed a bag of candy at a time other than Halloween or Easter.Eaten a whole plate of french fries.A keg stand.Started a fight in an internet comments section.Spent an hour on the phone.Jello shots.A power hour with cheap beer.Laid in bed all day.Cooked with a lot of butter.Gone through a fast food drive-thru.Put cheese on anything.Eaten 20-piece Chicken McNugget.Gotten double sour cream on anything.Eaten raw cookie dough.Driven when you should have walked.Lost a whole weekend to playing video games.Cancelled your gym membership.Laid on the couch all weekend watching Netflix.Smoked a pack of cigarettes.Asked for extra sour cream for your Mexican food.Had a soda because you were dying for one and it was the weekend, come on.Drank so much you threw up.Enjoyed more than one hot dog.Eaten cake for breakfast.Had too much vodka.Eaten peanut butter out the jar with your fingers.Gorged on all the pasta.Gotten too drunk to drive.Eaten a whole package of oreos.Eaten frosting out of the can.Added ranch dressing to something.Eaten cheese from a can.Consumed an entire pizza in one sitting.Eaten more than one burger at a time.Drunkenly consumed more tacos than you can count.Smoked enough pot where you cleaned out the fridge. With your mouth and stomach.Eaten any street meat.Day drink all day.Spent more than $15 at a fast food restaurant, and consumed everything you ordered.Eaten a whole tub of buttered popcorn.Devoured a steak.Refused to walk if it involves going more than two blocks.Purchased your cigarettes by the carton.Chowed down on some chicken wings.Consumed an entire jug of wine by yourself.Eaten a slice of cake.Licked all the frosting off some kind of cake, but leaving the cake behind.Gone to sleep without brushing your teeth.Used a porta potty.Ordered a Venti at Starbucks.Asked for whipped cream on anything.Had anything fried at a fair.Eaten a fully loaded baked potato.Had an extra bagel when you know you shouldn't have an extra bagel.Put bacon on something.Chugged some chocolate milk.Put mayo on a sandwich.Had an extra cookie.Ordered something fried instead of grilled.Gone tanning.Baked a whole cake, and then eaten it.Filled up on mashed potatoes.Consumed a fancy cocktail.Snuck a donut.Super-sized anything.
How Unhealthy Are You?
You are only level 1 unhealthy, which means that you aren't very unhealthy at all. You have a lot of discipline, which drives the rest of us to jealously eat entire pizzas.
You are level 2 unhealthy, which means that you are a little unhealthy, but you're still kind of a beginner at it. Don't worry, you'll get there. You show great potential.
You're are level 3 unhealthy, so be proud. You should hold your head high due to your outstanding ability to do things that make you hang your head low.
You are level 4 unhealthy, which is the highest level. You're winning at life, and your shame is beautiful. CONGRATULATIONS!