1. This dog has not once peed on your carpet, and yet you refuse to let him hump your leg.
4. This dog just got back from the groomers, but you STILL won’t let him sleep in your bed???
5. This dog thinks you only take him on walks when you don’t want to walk alone.
9. This dog doesn’t understand why you’re leaving the house with that guy. Did that guy sit at your feet all day?
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏