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    14 Crazy Family Traditions That Are Way More Messed Up Than Yours

    This is why we can't have nice holidays.

    The people of Reddit have been asked a few different times what their most insane family traditions are. The people of Reddit need therapy, and possibly new families.

    1. Five-finger Christmas shopping with grandma.

    2. Stalin and Hitler coming down the chimney on Christmas.

    3. The Pubesday Cake.

    4. The wedding receptions with benefits.

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    5. Giving crappy presents to your siblings.

    6. Celebrating pain with more pain.

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    7. Staining the rest of your clothing red.

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    8. Pouring one out at Yuletide for great-great-great-great grandma.

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    9. The grandmotherly love tax.

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    10. Celebrating the anniversary of the time your mom stopped having anniversaries.

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    11. The subduing of the sister.

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    12. Honoring the memory of fictional characters with theft.

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    What does this kid think, that trees just grow on trees?

    13. Giving strangers cream pies.

    14. Taking pictures of the dead.

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