14 Crazy Family Traditions That Are Way More Messed Up Than Yours
This is why we can't have nice holidays.
Five-finger Christmas shopping with grandma.
Stalin and Hitler coming down the chimney on Christmas.
The wedding receptions with benefits.
Giving crappy presents to your siblings.
Celebrating pain with more pain.
Staining the rest of your clothing red.
Pouring one out at Yuletide for great-great-great-great grandma.
The grandmotherly love tax.
Celebrating the anniversary of the time your mom stopped having anniversaries.
The subduing of the sister.
Honoring the memory of fictional characters with theft.
Giving strangers cream pies.
Taking pictures of the dead.
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