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19 Things That Make All Moms Raised In The '90s Say "Yup"

Except Surge.

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1. You're kind of sad your child will never get to experience the magical taste of Dunkaroos.

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There's a knock-off version being sold on Amazon, but judging by the reviews it's not the same.

2. You kid will never know what "we'll solve any crime by dinnertime" means.

"I am the cute one. She's just my sister."
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"I am the cute one. She's just my sister."

3. Your kid will probably never want to bleach their tips.

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*Bye*Bye*Bye*

4. Your child won't want to wear butterfly clips.

Or care to know who Lizzie McGuire is.
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Or care to know who Lizzie McGuire is.

5. Your kid will never wear pipe-leg bellbottoms...

...hopefully.
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...hopefully.

6. Your kid's dollhouse will never be complete without these mini white tables.

*Sigh*

7. Your kid doesn't even understand how cool Beanie Babies used to be.

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Like, if you owned them you were going to be a millionaire one day.

8. Your kid won't have to wait to go online.

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Or have to wait until you get off the phone to go online.

9. Your kid doesn't have to stress about their Giga Pet dying while they're at school.

They will only have to worry about what Pokémon they didn't catch.
Instagram: @kayliacassandra

They will only have to worry about what Pokémon they didn't catch.

10. Your kids' lives won't be impacted by these two shows.

Choosing between Zack Morris or Corey Matthews was so hard.
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Choosing between Zack Morris or Corey Matthews was so hard.

11. Two things here: Your child will never take selfies with an actual camera or wear puka shells.

We'll let that popped collar slide.
Instagram: @keithj0nes

We'll let that popped collar slide.

12. Your kid will never truly know the struggle of having to talk to their crush on the phone.

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Or having to ask their crush's parents if they are home.

13. Your kid probably won't wear jellies.

#jellies4life
Instagram: @indaroo13

#jellies4life

14. Your kid won't get to play Hot Shots Basketball.

Unless you want to buy it for the low price of $499.99.
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Unless you want to buy it for the low price of $499.99.

15. And they won't get to experience a Game Boy.

Look, it's the world's first iPad.
Instagram: @mikethug5

Look, it's the world's first iPad.

16. Your kid won't understand that before Justin Bieber, there was JTT.

Be still, my heart.
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Be still, my heart.

17. Your kid will never own one of these.

Or understand the struggle of trying to fit this in your pocket.
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Or understand the struggle of trying to fit this in your pocket.

18. You will never get to challenge your kid to a game of pogs.

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Oh well. Did anyone ever get the point of this game anyways?

19. But the one thing you will never escape is this nightmare:

They're the "two best friends that anyone could have..."
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They're the "two best friends that anyone could have..."

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